a very overdue pearls before swine

Monday Pearls before Swine

If you can't read it, here are the words:

Crocodile: Hullllooooo Zeeba Neighbor...Leesten, me want you meet new wife Debbie...she a new crockydile mom wiff two keeds. Dis prove dat not all crockydiles ees destroyahs of life...Some ees good moms dat love preshiss keeds....

Zeeba: Hmmm, you know, I've always wondered something about crocodile mothers...Is it true that right after your children are born, you keep them in you mouth to protect them from predators?

(Debbie opens her mouth to revel two crocodiles)

Crocodile: HA HA HA HA HA HA!....Eesn't dat aMAYseeng??...Way to go Debbie!!...Way to go!!

(as he pats debbie on the back)

Debbie: Gulp

Crocodile: Ees okay,....we make more.

I wish so bad that I could get the comics to appear normal size like they are on my computer, but nothing works, so I have to translate!

Monday comics

In case you can't read this, these are the words:
Mouse: Where were you today?
Pig: I went to the furniture store to buy a night stand...I already have one on one side of bed and I'd like to put one on the other.
Lady: I'm sorry, but I couldn't help overheading...did you say you're looking for a nightlight? If so...I work for a lamp store and I'd love to sell you something...
Pig: Uhh...no, I'm just looking for uhh...one night stand.
Pig: Guess I should have bought a lamp

Pearls before Swine